Welp, I, Anna Perish, am now a vampire. And it’s been one hell of a ride so far. Not only am I shacking up with the Dracula, but I’ve also been summoned by the Queen of Vampires. And why, you might ask? Oh, it’s nothing big. She just wants to kill me for killing her sire. Unfortunately, self-defense doesn’t mean squat among the undead.
Then there's introducing Vlad to my family—which might just be more terrifying than facing the queen. Oh, and we mustn't forget the inquisitor who comes a-calling.
Man, my life has become really dangerous since dying.
If I survive all this, I think it’s time for a looonnng vacation. With a moonlit pool. And Vlad as my nekkid Cabana boy. Now, there’s an image…
Wish me luck. I’m certainly going to need it.